so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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