just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Hippo gnu deer
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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