Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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