How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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