I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
i would punch a child for taco bell
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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