Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Life without a bra equals bliss.
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I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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