My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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