im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
Randomize
