Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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