Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
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