i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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