meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
I can text with my tongue
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
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