wat bout pragnant strippers??
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
There are leaves in my underwear?
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