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normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I want to fling myself into the sun
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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