Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
Shame is for Republicans.
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