We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
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