I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
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