Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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