Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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