The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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