I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Where did you get a picture of my penis
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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