I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
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I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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