You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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