WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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