So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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