I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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