allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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