Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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