it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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