Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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