We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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