It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
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