this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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