That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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