Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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