We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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