So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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