ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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