Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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