I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
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