I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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