just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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