Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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