they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Randomize
