whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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