Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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