Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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