when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
The feeling are messing with the penis
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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