Plan B is the new Plan A
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
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