Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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