Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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