Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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