he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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